Parkers To-Do List. She had a busier weekend than I did.

Don't know if this will show up as a pic? Remember still new at this whole thing. Either way, here is Parkers list from a few weekends ago...girl had some big plans that again I was not privy. Party? Concert? Dude she's 7 WTF!

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

ZUP

1/8/10

Parker: Mommy what's that ZUP stuff in the green bottle?
Me: Sweetie, that's not ZUP. It's 7-Up.
Parker: Ohhhh so that's soda for kids 7 and older right?

I Have Followers!!! ( I feel like David Koresh)

We have 2 followers!!! Of course 1 is my mother but she still counts!
And thank you for all the phone calls this morning reminding me that I still hadn't posted anything funny from Parker.

1/13/10
Parker: Mommy how come when you take your pants off the skin on your butt jiggles?

Starting bids for this beautiful blond hair, blue eyed child $1.00!!
Do I hear a $1.00??

First things first...not second...that's very important (write that down)

Don't know where this is gonna go but I like the idea. I was constantly posting updates on my Facebook of cute and charming things that Parker said (...ok sometimes they weren't so charming but usually they are damn funny and it's takes everything I have not to laugh in her face some days) My friends mentioned that I need to write these things down so I can remember them. Already I feel like I am behind because I have what feels like years of HIGH-LARIOUS stuff that Parker has said to me.

There are a few stories that stick out in my mind that I repeatedly tell my friends...sorry to those that have heard these a million times. Please bare with me, I will try not to tell these quirky lil' antidotes any more and simply direct new friends to this great blog....sweet Jesus...what the hell am I going to talk about now???

I will update accordingly but I can't promise it will be in any sort of a consistent pattern, as my child clearly has her own agenda to which I am usually not privy.

Thank you for being a part of my new blog!!

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