Clothes swap

Parker: Mommy when I see your skinny jeans they look like MY skinny jeans.

Me: Ohhhh Sweetie trust me...we don't wear ANYWHERE near the same size. I am not nearly as skinny as you are

Parker: No Mommy. I'm not saying your skinny, I'm saying you have chicken legs.

In the morning when we get to cuddle...

There really is nothing better then Parker crawling into bed with me, just to get a few more minutes of sleep. The other morning as sweet as she can be, made me realize that I need a man...and better shaving habits.

Parker: Morning Mommy. I'm coming into cuddle with you.
Me: Common' get in (at this point we are in a little "spoon position" with her legs draped over mine)
Parker: Mommy?
Me: Yes Dear.
Parker: You need to shave. Your legs are SHARP!

**It's the winter...I dunno what that girl wants from me???**

Just another reminder that Parker thinks I am ancient...

Me: Hey babygirl what do you think about going to see Avatar? Would you be interested?
Parker: Uh I dunno. It sounds cool but it's PG-13. BUT that's ok. I mean as long as I go in with an adult over 16 I can get in. And YOU...YOU ARE WAY OVER 16, so you could get me in.

**Jeez...thanks can I? Thanks**

BEST. KID. EVER.

Parker is so VERY thoughtful! I woke up to breakfast ready for me! Love her more than life itself!